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TNN30: The Helium Water Incident

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Omar Sadek

Date Published

A heavy rundown reached the desk. Mounyari asked his father for money at various stages of life; his father then asked him for four million pounds — the full sum spent on him over the years. Sahar believed she was drinking flavored water until it changed her voice entirely, helium having been added as a prank; she did not take it well. Joo tried sushi and paid a staggering one hundred and sixty pounds, which reminded him of dolma.

Farah continued her project of completing twenty-two tasks before turning twenty-two, arriving at university as a TA and parking inside the campus. Yasser raised a toast to his girlfriend Aya and presented a photo collage. Omar met Major Mohamed Hassan; when a fan asked Omar for a photo, the Major insisted the fan photograph him first. Nada played defiant music in response to a hate comment and was visibly shaken. Gehad informed her brother she wished to travel with friends, secured his agreement, and broke into song.

Shehata reported that Hanen Hossam wept after a ten-year sentence for human trafficking, requesting a retrial and maintaining her innocence. Ismail pranked the public into believing he was in the Maldives when he was, in fact, in Sahel, then instructed his brother to wet his hair against sunstroke. Taghreed, on a diet, consumed dark chocolate, two hundred and fifty grams of shawarma, a cheeseburger, and closed responsibly with fruit and green tea.

Those were the headlines. I was Omar Sadek with you from TNN.


Headlines

— Father invoices son four million for a lifetime of costs.

— Helium-laced water prank leaves Sahar shaken.

— Joo pays 160 pounds for sushi, recalls dolma.

— Major Mohamed Hassan reorders the photo queue.

— Hanen Hossam weeps over a ten-year sentence.

— Ismail fakes the Maldives from Sahel.

— Taghreed concludes her diet with green tea.